500.00 $ Most Awesome Sofa In The Whole World Buxton

This custom sofa is simply amazing. Made by Della Robia, a well-known Italian design house. Approx 8 ft long and almost 4 ft deep... hard to measure a curved sofa. In wonderful condition except for some fading from the sun in the back. I have attached a picture of this fading, or as the pedantic would call it photodegridation. Its actually a benefit, because when you show off your new prized possession you can say, if you look closely you can see the photodegridation. It will make you look very smart. Due to its solid maple frame it weighs about one million pounds, the equivalent of 200,000 bricks or 380 AMC Gremlins. Of course these are just estimates, but just to be sure youll need 3 strong people to move it. Unless one of your friends is Dwane The Rock Johnson, then two should be sufficient. This sofa is great for living rooms, business lobbies, people with awesome taste, fans of the colors purple and gold, people who like to impress their friends and people who enjoy breathing. Bonus... you get to visit Port Orford! Stay an extra day and enjoy all the cultural activities, like our symphony orchestra and many art museums. Port Orfords nightlife is second to none, boasting celebratory gunfire, video lottery, and tooth-counting contests (you mostly only need one hand). The benefits of buying this sofa are just too many to list. Youll discover your own once you see it for yourself (with five Benjamins or the equivalent in your pocket). Speaking of Benjamins, the amount is firm. As firm as the 8-way hand tied cushion. One more thing: fill with gas before you get here unless you enjoy the high-speed whirring sound the pump makes as it racks up the dollars twice as fast as neighboring towns.
I think Ive covered everything, but would be pleased and honored to answer any and all questions you may have, as long as they are not too personal and do not mention that one thing that happened. It was a long time ago, so lets move on.